why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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