HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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