her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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