I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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