Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
