A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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