Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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