I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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