last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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