i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Randomize
