We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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