On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
operation harelip BJ is a go
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
