never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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