if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just cut my nipple shaving
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My dick has a subreddit
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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