Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
