I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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