No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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