sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
This is my gift to your gina
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Panties = found
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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