So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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