And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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