You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Duck Duck Cougar?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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