Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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