We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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