he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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