i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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