hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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