If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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