I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So drunk its hurt
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
