She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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