That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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