if you like me you must not know who I am
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I love having hate sex.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
