Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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