Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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