Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
