like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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