She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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