So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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