Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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