Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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