I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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