It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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