Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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