would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Did I show you my penis last night?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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