i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
