She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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