Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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