I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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