she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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