It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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