did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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